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humansofnewyork:

I can’t eat at the Whole Foods cafeteria without being paralyzed by stage fright: “If I mess up these people are going to think I’m a monster.”

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"please read my FAQ before asking any questions" no bitch

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

maybe you should consider drinking better beer…

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things that need to go away

  • "shipping"
  • "fandoms"
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earthnation replied to your post: I’m still amazed at how there are stil…

All originality was actually used up in the romantic period and now everything is just a conglomerate of those things

wow that is a long time ago

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I’m still amazed at how there are still new movies, books, songs, etc., being made… Like how y’all ain’t run out of ideas yet

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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"book"

— Ancient proverb